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forgot! lyric!

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This band was on an episode of Scrubs. I apologize for NOTHING.


Section 9 (Light & Day / Reach For The Sun)
The Polyphonic Spree

Light
And day
Is more than you’ll say
Cause all
My Feelings
Are more
Than I can let by
Or not
It’s more than you’ve got
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the SUN!
You don’t see me fly into the red – one more you’re done
Just follow the seasons and find the time
Reach for the bright side
You don’t see me fly into the red – one more you’re nuts
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the SUN!
You don’t see me fly into the red – one more you’re done
Just follow the seasons and find the time
Reach for the bright side
You don’t see me fly into the red – one more you’re nuts
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the SUN!
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the SUN!
Just follow the day
Follow the day and reach for the SUN!

pope ain’t no monkey

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I was searching for something totally unrelated, and i noticed the phrase “the pope ain’t no monkey!” and it got me thinking, and then my brain kind of garthed out and i ended up on some totally random pathway thinking about chimps and whatnot, and remembered what i was doing but not why, and somehow ended up with this:

Irregardlessly, i think it’s a good idea to continue to keep the evangelicals suspcious of catholics and jews, which they do anyways because they’re crazy-assed idiot religions tell them to, for the purpose of diluting their mindless borg-powers. i bet if you sold bumperstickers that say “the pope ain’t tellin me how to pray!!!!1!” with like a picture of a .45 on em, you’d be a millionaire.
Or something like. I don’t ever want to miss a chance to make fun of religion.

dude! my stones!

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the bible is funny as shit:

23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Ahah! baby, i love what you do to my privy member! I’m sure ancient moabites said that. The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible is kickass, I’m surprised I don’t remember seeing it already. Of course, I’m old and my memory is going. What?

wanking with my tracker

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lookit this!

Visitor Detail
clayton.state.gov
IP Address 169.252.4.21
Date 11 Jul, Wed, 22:57:29
Net Speed Corporate/T1
Organization U.S. Department of State
Browser MSIE 6
Continent North America
Operating System Windows XP
Country United States
State / Region Virginia

US State Department? WTFˆˆ? Hokay.
Who dis?

pc121310.med.cornell.edu
IP Address 140.251.46.102
Date 12 Jul, Thu, 06:17:51
Net Speed Cable/DSL
Organization Joan and Sanford I. Weill Medical College and Grad

I’m totally #8 on yahoo for Party party join us or something like that. Rock out.

lyric and good pandagon post

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This post utterly rules. Not only is the subject matter stupid social conservative BS, and the commentary on it spot-on, but the comments thread afterwards rocks. If you don’t regularly read Pandagon, you should.

Since tomorrow’s a bizarre mid-week day off, I thought I’d put up a lyric today, and since I have Chicago’s “You’re the Inspiration” stuck in my head like a tumor (maybe that’s where lyrics that stick in my dome come from), I thought I’d inflict it on you too.

Chicago
You’re the Inspiration
Chicago 17
(1984, P. Cetera/D. Foster)

You know our love was meant to be
The kind of love that lasts forever
And I need you here with me
From tonight until the end of time
You should know, everywhere I go
You’re always on my mind, in my heart
In my soul

You’re the meaning in my life
You’re the inspiration
You bring felling to my life
You’re the inspiration
Wanna have you near me
I wanna have you hear me sayin’
No one needs you more that I need you

And i know, yes I know that it’s plain to see
We’re so in love when we’re together
And i know that I need you here with me
From tonight until the end of time
You should know, everywhere I go
Always on my mind, in my heart in my soul

They don’t have the goofy “When you love somebody/ til the end of time” at the end, possibly the lamest call-and-response in recorded history. Oh wait, here’s a videogame with a totally even-more-retarded version of this song. NICE! Yay! Birthday cake!

lee-rick

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it’s still wednesday dammit

Small Brown Bike
“The Cannon And Tanks”
Our Own Wars
(Wiki)

i know that this might sound strange,
but i can’t think of a better way to say that if i could find the words i’d tear them out of my throat
and crush them into your eyes.
so i wrote myself a list of things that i’ve been meaning to say.
i forced them out of my head, but i can’t find your eyes.
i try to call it a truce, approach you crush them out of my life, convince you.
a walk is all that i need;
this ambiguity feels like a knife in me.
sixteen blocks without any thanks,
i feel that i think the cannons and tanks.
all of these wars that i try to explain get defused so many times so i play with my shoes,
i’ve learned to untie them with my eyes.
i try to call it a truce, approach you crush them out of my life, convince you.
call it a truce, crush them out of my life.

Here’s a youtube search for “Small Brown Bike”. While I don’t see that song specifically they’re a great band that ended too soon. This one is especially satisfying because my brother played it on saturday when I was hanging out and it was basically a blank mp3 on his system, no tag info, and it took me til today to figure it out, and I did. I also forgot the name of the band that the guy in Shopgirl plays in in real life. Sun Kil Moon.

lame

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What's My Blog Rated? From Mingle2 - Online Dating

Mingle2 – Online Dating

the site said since i have the word “shit” twice and the word…”steal” (huh?) once, i was rated R. i’d rather be rated “Arrr” but hey. I think it should be rated R for the links to religious bullshit. our children should not be exposed to religion until they’re at least 18.

and what’s the big deal about “steal”? a baseball writeup would be hardcore porn if they had a couple fast running teams squaring off. pretty stupid.

damn

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i hadn’t posted since last wednesday, so i’ll do two. I just wanted to share this:

That is friggin awesome. Left to right problems: white pants man-package + scary linda rondstadt hair. aqua leather tux, male cameltoe, anus-face. middle guy… I got nothin to add there. tight velvet pants man looks actually a little worried about this scene. Steve Perry? No one fucks with Steve Perry.