dude! my stones!

the bible is funny as shit:

23:1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Ahah! baby, i love what you do to my privy member! I’m sure ancient moabites said that. The Skeptic’s Annotated Bible is kickass, I’m surprised I don’t remember seeing it already. Of course, I’m old and my memory is going. What?