Rush Limbaugh really wants me to puke in my shoes. This guy is such an unmitigated scum merchant…he lies like he breathes. His pure opposition to truth and facts and, I dunno, human fucking decency is so grotesque as to be almost impressive, like, say a guy who eats forty pounds of shit. You’re just totally disgusted, but at the same time, wow, what dedication. That guy must really be sick.
Of course, Rush deserves to have forty pounds of festering shit shoved down his scrip-gobbling, lie-spewing cornhole. Then sew those lips up and see how long he’ll ferment for before exploding.
That’s a mental picture I can get into! Strap the rest of those whores to him like little Thetans before the big blow. I’ll dress up as Xenu.

the right wing proves what disgusting, inhuman, fucking piles of stinking shit they are.
You thought they couldn’t be more loathsome than when they smeared an amputee Vietnam vet?
You thought they couldn’t be more disgusting when they accused an Iraq vet of being a liar?
You thought they couldn’t get any lower when they ridiculed Michael J. Fox’s illness?

You were wrong…they can get lower, and they will get lower. They’re lacking in the basic decency that makes one human. Limbaugh, Savage, O’Reilly, Malkin, Coulter…they and their whole cohort is so infected with this grotesque need to do and say things that garner them attention that it’s leeched whatever twisted, black soul they may have had right out of their disgusting bodies. They’re so in love with the tiny dollop of power they’ve smeared over themselves they’ll do anything at all necessary to ooze just a little more out of that suspiciously-shaped tube. Could it be a devil cock? I think it is a devil cock! I think Rush Limbaugh sucks Satan’s black cock lovingly, trying to squeeze every acid-filled bit of jizz that he so loves out, at every single opportunity. I don’t even believe in the supernatural devil! But I think these shit-stinking rightwingers are the closest we’ll get to a devil on earth. Any you know what? This scum hides behind flag and Constitution, and behaves as if they are patriots. They are not. The form of government they advocate is completely foreign to anyone who loves democracy, to the extent of being the opposite. They advocate fascism, corporatism, inequality, and aristocracy. They are traitors of the highest order.
And they are the ones getting all the face time on TV, on the radio. If you think the Constitution is a good thing, you should have been screaming for 7 years, at least. If you start now, it might not be too late.

This is basically the only album the Cult did where they focussed on kicking ass and didn’t worry so much about hugging and sweat lodges. And it rules.

The Cult
Love Removal Machine
Electric

Fell to the red room
Because she was there
A scarlet woman
She got me in fear
She said do all those things that you do to me
You know what I mean
Do all those things that you do to me yeah

Love remover love remover machine
You little fun remover love remover machine

Baby baby baby baby baby I fell from the sky
Yesterday you blew my mind oh yeah
Having trouble with my direction
Upside down psychotic reaction

Love removal love removal machine
You little soul shaker love removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little fun removal love removal machine

Love removal love removal machine
You little fun remover fun removal machine
You little love removal machine
You little soul shaker love removal machine

Look out here she comes
Look out here she comes
Look out here she comes

Shake it don’t break it baby
Shake it don’t break it baby
Shake it don’t break it baby

Baby

I figured out why my feeds weren’t working, and it was the same as so many other vexing things in life: stupidity. In this case, my own stupidity, as I changed hosts. The new host has a different “web” folder name, and my stupid ass did not observe this quite completely. So, there we are.

I’ve got a delicious-smelling beer brewing from a kit i got down at Home Brew Mart by USD. They are run by the same folks who make Ballast Point, which is quite a tasty drink. I’ve been reading a lot of brewing-related stuff and just enjoying myself in general. The guys in the store were pretty busy and didn’t have any time to discuss things, and they forgot to include a spigot that goes into the hole in the bottom of my bottling bucket (which is the bucket you fill the bottles from!). The kit is great, even though I dropped my hydrometer (it’s for measuring the “gravity of liquids, basically the density) and left my siphon tube in the sanitizer too long…it turned yellow. Doy. I’m stopping by another home brew store,Hydrobrew in Oceanside, this weekend to replace that stuff.

Fifty kick-ass kids walked out of the pledge at their high school in Boulder CO to recite their own! ^{via Too Many Tribbles}
The Burmese are finding out liberty is taken, not given…I feel for those people, but until they figure out you have to kick those bastards out on their faces, and never let them back, they’ll continute to be oppressed. I mean, come on…they’re ruled by fucking generals who staged a military coup. It’s not like they took power thinking “Well, I’ll just clean up here and then hand everything back”. No. They thought “The only think lower than a civilian is a bureaucrat, so we’ll kill off a few bean counters, do a little terrorizing, and sit back with the peeled grapes and the looking shiny in new unis game.” You know what they do to people who protest? They have them killed.
Nuns gone wild! (a lot more reading than you probably would think based on the link)

Oy. So, why the fuck is everyone dropping a nut over Ahmadendigjirianad again? Last I checked, he’s just a mouthpiece. So is it possible that one mouthpiece (Bush, mouthpiece for multinational corps) is going apeshit (well, through proxies) about another mouthpiece (Ahmeadachoo!geshundtheitiddinendjad, mouthpiece of the psycho fucktard islamodickface mullahs and whatevers), and all because Iranian Mouthpiece took the time to go to Columbia and get yelled at by a university president? Shit, I’d do that, if I got an appearance fee. I’d agree with whatever the dick said.
Trust me, I think Iran’s polices towards, well, basically everything are as shitty as they come. I also think that if someone gets invited someplace, you at least treat them with chilly, stupid courtesy. Putting some shmo with a bad beard up on a dias and calling him names is shit-headedness in the extreme. It’s stupid. Why not put a cardboard cutout or handpuppet up there? At least you won’t stick your idiot face into the fucking-up of diplomacy, which Bush and his craptacular cronies are handling just fine on their own.
And, on top of everything else, this Holocaust-denying, homosexual-executing, mullah-fellating douche DOESN’T EVEN RUN THE COUNTRY that all the neo- and paleo-cons are clamoring to start a new massive money drain in. It’s run by a bunch of creepy ayatollahs sitting in, I dunno, temples or some shit. So yelling at the mouthpiece they “elected” is about as useful as yelling at the and puppet I mentioned above. And it might be more useful than yelling at Ahmendihgkdjghfkdjghijan, since the hand puppet may, outside chance, make someone laugh. This Iranian a-hole did, I’ll grant him, get a laugh. When asked about the situation of homosexuals in Iran, which executes them, apparently (I haven’t looked it up), he said “In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals, like in your country. I don’t know who’s told you that we have it.” The audience at Columbia laughed at that.
This guy is exactly like Borat (add, in Iran, with the power to decide if you live or die), playing chicken in a tiny VW Bug against a massive semi-truck. “We do not have, how you say, homosexual? How tell you this?”
I have no good way to wrap this post up, I’ll go on all night if I don’t quit.

“Happy Birthday Ralph”
Atom and His Package

Alright, Ralph…happy birthday…you freak…
You’re breakin’ hearts and you’re breakin’ guitars
Today’s your birthday and you don’t even know how old you are
You’re in love with every woman from tyler
You went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer
You used to be fat, I think then i liked you best
‘Cuz now you’re skinny, I’m chubby, and you make fun of my breasts
And I’m sorry, but this may sound weird
But you gotta do something ’bout the food in your beard

[Chorus:]
Happy birthday, Ralph
I love you
Even though you are fuckin’ disgusting
Happy birthday, Ralph
I love you
Even though you are fuckin’ disgusting

[Bridge:]
You can’t wear your bike hat because of your hair
Wherever you go, you break everything everywhere
This year, sixth gear, now get on your way
Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay

Some people, they think, they think you’re rastafarian
And they ask you for pot
I think i like it, i know i like it
I like it a lot because, because it pisses you off
So for your birthday
I got you some hawaiian punch on tap
H-P-O-T.
So now you can stop borrowing my stuff
And trying your new kung fu moves out on me

[Chorus]
[Bridge]

Happy birthday, Ralph, I love you
Even though you have a beard (are fuckin’)
Happy birthday, Ralph, I love you
Even though you are perverted and weird

[Chorus]

Happy birthday, Ralph, I love you

Here’s the actual song.

Here’s a troublesome live show: