Karl Rove to retire. Claims he wants to spend more time with his family…his son in college. while your child is away at college is surely the most likely time you’d want to spend time with him. nothing like having your dad wandering around campus…hey wait…wasn’t that in American Pie? i think that Rove would wanna be the one porking a baked good, but only if it was in the shape of a firm boy bottom. it’s almost a requirement of bigoted douchebag republicans to be closeted gays now isn’t it? no wonder they promote nasty undead creatures like ann coulter so rapidly