Oy. So, why the fuck is everyone dropping a nut over Ahmadendigjirianad again? Last I checked, he’s just a mouthpiece. So is it possible that one mouthpiece (Bush, mouthpiece for multinational corps) is going apeshit (well, through proxies) about another mouthpiece (Ahmeadachoo!geshundtheitiddinendjad, mouthpiece of the psycho fucktard islamodickface mullahs and whatevers), and all because Iranian Mouthpiece took the time to go to Columbia and get yelled at by a university president? Shit, I’d do that, if I got an appearance fee. I’d agree with whatever the dick said.
Trust me, I think Iran’s polices towards, well, basically everything are as shitty as they come. I also think that if someone gets invited someplace, you at least treat them with chilly, stupid courtesy. Putting some shmo with a bad beard up on a dias and calling him names is shit-headedness in the extreme. It’s stupid. Why not put a cardboard cutout or handpuppet up there? At least you won’t stick your idiot face into the fucking-up of diplomacy, which Bush and his craptacular cronies are handling just fine on their own.
And, on top of everything else, this Holocaust-denying, homosexual-executing, mullah-fellating douche DOESN’T EVEN RUN THE COUNTRY that all the neo- and paleo-cons are clamoring to start a new massive money drain in. It’s run by a bunch of creepy ayatollahs sitting in, I dunno, temples or some shit. So yelling at the mouthpiece they “elected” is about as useful as yelling at the and puppet I mentioned above. And it might be more useful than yelling at Ahmendihgkdjghfkdjghijan, since the hand puppet may, outside chance, make someone laugh. This Iranian a-hole did, I’ll grant him, get a laugh. When asked about the situation of homosexuals in Iran, which executes them, apparently (I haven’t looked it up), he said “In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals, like in your country. I don’t know who’s told you that we have it.” The audience at Columbia laughed at that.
This guy is exactly like Borat (add, in Iran, with the power to decide if you live or die), playing chicken in a tiny VW Bug against a massive semi-truck. “We do not have, how you say, homosexual? How tell you this?”
I have no good way to wrap this post up, I’ll go on all night if I don’t quit.

“Happy Birthday Ralph”
Atom and His Package

Alright, Ralph…happy birthday…you freak…
You’re breakin’ hearts and you’re breakin’ guitars
Today’s your birthday and you don’t even know how old you are
You’re in love with every woman from tyler
You went swimming in the ocean with my goddamn dialer
You used to be fat, I think then i liked you best
‘Cuz now you’re skinny, I’m chubby, and you make fun of my breasts
And I’m sorry, but this may sound weird
But you gotta do something ’bout the food in your beard

[Chorus:]
Happy birthday, Ralph
I love you
Even though you are fuckin’ disgusting
Happy birthday, Ralph
I love you
Even though you are fuckin’ disgusting

[Bridge:]
You can’t wear your bike hat because of your hair
Wherever you go, you break everything everywhere
This year, sixth gear, now get on your way
Shut off the stereo chorus, and the digital delay

Some people, they think, they think you’re rastafarian
And they ask you for pot
I think i like it, i know i like it
I like it a lot because, because it pisses you off
So for your birthday
I got you some hawaiian punch on tap
H-P-O-T.
So now you can stop borrowing my stuff
And trying your new kung fu moves out on me

[Chorus]
[Bridge]

Happy birthday, Ralph, I love you
Even though you have a beard (are fuckin’)
Happy birthday, Ralph, I love you
Even though you are perverted and weird

[Chorus]

Happy birthday, Ralph, I love you

Here’s the actual song.

Here’s a troublesome live show:

not a whole lot of questions to get much of a nuanced answer, but i agree with the outcome.

You Are 100% Feminist

You are a total feminist. This doesn’t mean you’re a man hater (in fact, you may be a man). You just think that men and women should be treated equally. It’s a simple idea but somehow complicated for the world to put into action.

til the new hosting is set up.

http://babyfightblog.blogspot.com/

I may go offline for a bit. you can use my other accounts to contact me or AIM. my host added a “promo pak” to my account, despite my repeated strident requests for them to not do it. still, they added $50 on to my bill. i’ve actually called them and told them not to do it ever, and yet here they are. they claim it’s part of my user agreement. i agreed to pay for a certain amount of hosting, and that’s it. so i may get shitcanned by the evil shitsucking assholes at GLOBAT web hosting.
if babyfight disappears for a while, that’s why. never, ever use GLOBAT WEB HOSTING. They will lie to your face and attempt to extort money from you.

for ikoi

Kurt Vonnegut died.

So I do the same now, and so do my kids and grandkids. And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, “If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.”

so it goes

in addition to the UKK (which is sadly neglected) i’v started Flyig Guard Pass, a blag dedicated to my latest obsession, Mixed Martial Arts fighting. check it out. bookmark it. watch me descend into yet another addiction.

(Click for a slightly bigger one)