I like the idea of an eyeball on a leash guiding the blind dogs around.

One time on a jobsite I was in a big dumpster full of broken marble and I fell into it when some marble shifted and I thought I was for real gonna die. I didn’t.

I feel like I should be able to burrow under my house and make a Minecraft style shelter. But I also remember one time I kept a couple Mastigoproctus giganteus and one burrowed under their water dish and the flimsy burrow collapsed on it and the water dish squished the vinegaroon. That would probably be me.

The victim (not the actual one but representative)