you won’t.

what are you going to do about it?

Do vaccines cause autism?

You’re welcome.

Amazingly my own state’s supreme court sided with, i dunno, justice, and ruled that the ban on allowing same-sex couples the same rights as opposite-sex couples was inconsistent with the California constitution. fuckin’ finally.
what we really need is for the government to get out of the marriage business altogether.

also:
Rude Pundit, as usual, has some good points.

Goddamn, the Rude Pundit wishes he had been in the Castro in San Francisco last night. The most color-coordinated neighborhood in America must have been an explosion of festive, orgasmic jouissance the likes of which haven’t been seen since the U.S. Supreme Court declared that it was totally legal to get blow and rim jobs all over the nation. The streets must have run with man chowder, the lights must have dimmed from all the vibrators being charged up, the convenience stores and pharmacies must have run out of chapstick and condoms, the air must have been filled with beautiful cries and joyous curses, and, this morning, there must be many sore knees, tongues, assholes, cocks, and twats. Yes, yes, to have been there last night, after the kind of V-Gay Day the queer community experienced, would be to have experienced ecstasy in all its fulfilling forms.

i dunno. i put up a vid of this before, but i just love all these vids. some are good, some are dopey, but they’re all sweet as can bees

“nrrd grrrl”
mc chris
mc chris is dead

Nerd girl, I don’t deserve you
I don’t get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!

There’s a special kind of girl that goes to my shows
And I don’t mean the groupie hos
All along the front row
She’s more like a wallflower
Like the one that Stryker sniped
I’m like elixir when I’m with her
‘Cause I think I like her type

She might seem shy in person, it’s no lie
She’s always nervous
But the verdict is she’s worth it
She gets crap but don’t deserve it
She look like Emily Strange
Always ravin’ ’bout her favs
Wanna conquer her like Kang
When you kiss like Cassie Lang

There’s no way I can pronounce Neo Geo Evangelion
I can’t refute ’cause she’s so cute
And so I suck my belly in
X-23 and Hellion, odd couple, to be kind
She’s in my heart and in my mind
And now she’s in my rhymes

She’s wordy and verbose
Prolific and prone to prose
Always sick and has a cold
Stuffed nose she’s got to blow
I’ve got many cold remedies, many old enemies
I’ve got a girl that kick their ass like River from Serenity

Nerd girl, I don’t deserve you
I don’t get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!

Her parents are divorced
And there’s often daddy issues
Try not to take advantage
While I hand her all my tissues
She hips me to the bands she likes
I couldn’t be more clueless
Every word comes out her mouth
Is now on my to-do list

She’s romantic, known to panic
With anxiety attacks
Literary, it’s so scary
Reading Brontes back to back
She’s playing Ragnarok on her mom’s Magnavox
She’s underneath my skin like a million nanobots

She’s like Annie Potts in ‘Busters
Get my freak on like I’m Egon
Say third base right to her face
And she will be like, be gone
If not now know I can wait like Lucas and the locusts
And you know this we’ll by glow sticks
Stay up late, perfect the slow kiss

You can’t resist Chris ’cause he helps you de-stress
While you play Animal Crossing on your Nintendo DS
Baby, if we can’t be a couple
Give up on getting married
I’ll remember we connected
And how it happens so rarely
(I’m serious, girl!)

Nerd girl, I don’t deserve you
I don’t get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!

Nerd girl, I don’t deserve you
I don’t get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!

Nerd girl, I don’t deserve you
I don’t get the references you refer to
I love your Lipsmackers and your lack of perfume
I hope to get you home by curfew
WORD UP!

Some disgusting shit goes on out there in the world.

i think PZ was a little too easy on describing those guys. These are our allies?

why did you have to be a religious kook mr. henson? we needed more of this great absurdity, especially now…

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fuckin rules

LEERK!

Mötörhead
Ace of Spades
Ace of Spades

If you like to gamble, I tell you I’m your man
You win some, lose some, it’s -all- the same to me
The pleasure is to play, it makes no difference what you say
I don’t share your greed, the only card I need is
The Ace Of Spades
The Ace Of Spades

Playing for the high one, dicing with the devil,
Going with the flow, it’s all a game to me,
Seven or Eleven, snake eyes watching you,
Double up or quit, double stake or split,
The Ace Of Spades
The Ace Of Spades

You know I’m born to lose, and gambling’s for fools,
But that’s the way I like it baby,
I don’t wanna live for ever,
And don’t forget the joker!

Pushing up the ante, I know you’ve got to see me,
Read ’em and weep, the dead man’s hand again,
I see it in your eyes, take one look and die,
The only thing you see, you know it’s gonna be,
The Ace Of Spades
The Ace Of Spades

coughnut? cakenut?