Have fun at the Pro Bowl

That’s what I’d like to think Phillip Rivers said to Jay Cutler during their after-game handshake.
Last loss the Chargers had, Rivers told the press conference (they were 4-8):
“We’re going to see what kind of team we have now.”
Well, you got an AFC West Champ team, to start. Let’s see if they can send Indy home for the second year in a row.

LEERX- anime style.

the pillows always make me think of FLCL. thinking of FLCL makes me laugh happily and dance around like a dope. i think you can draw your own picture of what happens when i hear this song.
the random english words inserted in the lyrics are excellent too…”LOBSTER!”

Japanese:
ORANGE no SLIDE utsusu sora
SPONGE no PRIDE burasakete
SPIDER
kike totta sono yokan wa
kakusanakuta tte ii n da
iro no tsuita yume mitai na

Ride on Shooting Star
kokoro no koe de sandanjˇ˝ no yˇ˝ ni
utai tsutzuketa

GRUNGE no HAMSTER otona bite
REVENGE no LOBSTER hiki tsurete

SNIPER
fuchi totta sono sekai ni
nani ga mieru tte iu n da
nerau mae ni sawaritai na

Ride on Shooting Star
kimi o sagashite kindanshˇ˝jˇ˝ chˇ˝
uso o tsuita

Ride on Shooting Star
kokoro no koe de sandanjˇ˝ no yˇ˝ ni
utai tsutzuketa

English:
Orange slide, the sky that it reflects
Sponge’s pride, being dangled
Spider
The apprehension that was caught alive
It’s okay even if I don’t hide it
I want to have colored dreams
Ride on shooting star
With the voice of my heart, like a shotgun
I kept on singing
Grunge hamster, be grown up
Lobster of revenge, bring it along
Sniper
I’ll say, “What can you see
In that fringed world?”
I want to touch it before I aim for it
Ride on shooting star
Searching for you, and in withdrawal syndrome
I told a lie
Ride on shooting star
With the voice of my heart, like a shotgun
I kept on singing

to marie

marie put up her favorite BPB song, so here’s a kickass Palace Brothers song. My favorite Palace song…that’s tough. It could be “Work Hard, Play Hard”, or “New Partner”, or “Cat’s Blues”. Those are all off of Viva Last Blues which I consider one of the greatest albums ever laid down by humanity. Will has shitloads of great songs though…there’s too many to list, really.

I am one old fucktard for thinking of Bonnie “Prince” Billy as “Will Oldham’s new stuff”. The only time I saw Will live was at the old Off the Record in Hillcrest, and I didn’t even know who he was, like 20′ away, so I listened to two or three songs, went next door to a gay bar and drank. They had football on. Gay bars are, in the end (haha) still full of guys.

Ohai Huckabee, I’m Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart had Mike Huckabee on, and let him yammer on and on about his bullshit traditional values con job, then slapped him around like a rented mule over his hypocrisy and stupidity. It was nice.

I don’t know if the leaders of religious movements will ever understand how stupid they sound, yelling about how they’re being unfairly portrayed, when they spend so much time and effort forcing the tenets of their own LIFESTYLE CHOICE on others. I do think the followers of those people are getting there.

have you ever seen a fist this big?

I’m watching Kung Fu Hustle on spike right now, probably one of my favorite martial arts movies ever. Stephen Chow makes movies that aren’t just about fighting, but the fighting is so fuckin good and theatrical. Even dubbed, the movies (I’m including Shaolin Soccer) are just excellent. I wish I could watch it in Chinese, but I’m sure there’d be some cultural meaning lost…Still, I love these movies, they’re wonderful fables. I hold them in the same esteem as The Princess Bride and Princess Mononoke (whoa, what’s with the princesses?). Anyways, my disturbing Princess love aside, here’s some sweet Kung Fu lovin’:

Actually, on second thought I’ll add some more stuff. Kung Fu Hustle is listed as under production on IMDB for 2010, which could be great. Also, since I listed those two princess movies as favorites I thought I’d throw down some clips there too.

Baptize the Mormons to Homos

This is just a fucking awesome idea, except I’d say we apply it to Catholics as well. Frankly, it means fuck-all to me either way, I am relatively positive that no one’s dead-ass corpse has given a fuck about someone sprinkling water on it and incanting ever in the history of mankind because, er, it’s a dead fucking lump of skin and shit.
But still and all, it would be awesome to find more ways to piss off the Hate Church.