god damn the internet

among the thousands and thousands of horrible things the internet has done, totally ass-raping perfectly useful words has gotta be near the top of the list. for instance, i can’t use the word facial anymore. or furry.
god damn you internet.

2 thoughts on “god damn the internet

  1. Of course you can, now they’re just more fun.

    “My furry friend and I played in the park while my wife went with her mother to get facials”

    is completely innocuous and yet awesomely fun now.

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